- someone: i like your shirt
- me: so do i that's why i bought it
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
(Source: ppowermuffgirls)
sext: wanna see something hard?
(Source: maliciousmelns)
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
do you ever look at people just and really really really want to be their friend

